the worlds hardest sport, famous for having the most attractive athletes. tennis isi one of the most entertaining things in the world, for a reason that no one can really figure out. its just fun.
tennis is the greatest sport in the world.
by to5794 January 26, 2011
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T from tiny, enis from penis. A flaccid penis. Opposite of a boner. A non erect penis. A softy. Not ready for sex. A shamefully small penis. A penis any time its not being used for sex. Unfirm. Floppy. Saggy. limp. droopy. Lack luster. Lifeless. Futile. Uninspiring. Flimsy.
She looked over and saw his tenis. He screamed don't look at my tenis. His swim suit fell off getting out of the pool and I saw his tenis. The bum bent over and through a hole in this pants I saw his tenis.
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Get the let's play tennis mug.An activity in which a tennis racket is used to lob light bulbs, Christmas ornaments or other small, glass objects across parking lots, roof tops, empty streets and other public places.
Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.
Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."
Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.
Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."
Player 1: Man, last night was the best round of Guerrilla Tennis ever. We went until 7 in the morning!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!
by The Magilla Guerrilla January 14, 2008
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by Lost Almost October 21, 2010
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An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.
The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.
An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.
The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.
JFreek420: My team is better than yours.
Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.
JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!
Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!
20 pages later
Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.
JFreek420: WRONG.
Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.
Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.
JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!
Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!
20 pages later
Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.
JFreek420: WRONG.
Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.
by NaughtySteph January 18, 2010
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