Tetris Cashier

A cashier with the mindset of that playing a game of Tetris, placing items on the conveyor neat and organized with no visible gaps.

"I consider myself a Tetris Cashier."

by CJamesD26 October 19, 2020

tetrisever

Tetris + Whatever

“I can’t believe that turtle fellow used to be important!”

“Oh well, Tetrisever.”

by Charles dn Turtle October 9, 2022

Tedism

A Ipswich cult lead by a local devil worshiper with many young followers mainly of young age. Members of Tedism are said to either have no personal life, or are just plain bored.

"Yoish, I went to a Tedism rally tonight. Man, do I hate the world or what!"

by Kirk Vanhootanhanga March 23, 2009

tetris coma

To play tetris for so long that you go into a coma like state where you do nothing but breathe and play tetris.

Mom:"John went into a tetris coma this week."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."

by DareRiver October 19, 2010

mouth-tetris

When a blow-job is performed in which two or more penises are inserted into the mouth. This act can also be performed using similarly phallic objects.

"also, i can fit 21 baby carrots in my mouth. don't test me, i did it. one big game of mouth-tetris."

by William Fisher January 9, 2009

bacon tetris

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.

I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.

by skunkhead69 May 14, 2013

Tetris Shot

A Shot For when You accidentally Stab yourself with a Rotating L, S, T or Square, which play the song Korobeiniki.

(The shot has no effect on Tetris Attack)

"Well After I tried to put the L in the row, it fell on me and I needed to get a Tetris Shot."

by Alpha_The_Rebel August 4, 2009