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Brain Teasers

The Brain Teasers make your brain funny "Moonlight nigga why you trippen get your moonlight yuh"
by SSSyourdad March 25, 2022
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teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.
I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!
by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017
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Tongue Teaser

Coats the first layer of your tongue
by TonyCaponie November 28, 2020
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tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.
Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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teaser like a taser

A Boy/Girl that is a really good or teaser or too teaser
Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl tease me so much. She's "Teaser like a taser"
by Scaryno May 2, 2024
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Chippewa Teaser

Is an old native American trick used by hookers to force their johns to reach climax, more quickly. They achieve this by reaching down and squeezing the johns penis tightly with their hand while having intercourse, this simulates a much tighter vagina and enhances the experience, thus helping the john to reach climax much sooner than expected. The ole trick has been known to work well in severe cases of whiskey dick.
"Girl, I hooked up with this drunk guy last night. We were going at it for hours and I finally had to give him the Chippewa Teaser cause my pussy was to sore to keep going!”
by Inadditionto October 28, 2021
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