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Dildo Teabaggins

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
by Dicklechips April 8, 2010
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twatbaggery

Actions which are like those of a twatbag
A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery
by Sir twaty January 16, 2010
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twin teabagging

Having two sets of balls in the mouth. The name is fairly self explainitory itself.
did you see the whore on the internet getting a twin teabagging from those two dudes? It was amazing, yet horrifying!
by macdaddy June 10, 2004
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teabagging

To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.
Man: Let's teabag!
Your Daughter: Okay!
by Anonymous November 6, 2002
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Tea Bagger

-noun

1) A male engages in the sexual act of tea bagging. in which he stands over his partner and lowers his testicles into his partner's mouth, as if lowering a tea bag into a tea cup.

2) A follower of the conservative US Tea Party political movement, often used as a derogatory term.
Most tea baggers are in favor of cuts to government services and taxes.
by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010
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tea bagger

Someone who rests their testicles on another person face, while they are asleep/passed out.
I tea-bagged melissa when she was drunk!
by Alex April 21, 2004
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tea bagger

guy dipping his balls into a girls mouth, slowly going up and down just like a tea bagg
i do it to my gf all the time, oh wow really? corey is a noob kay so coreys a tea bagger
by jaiz0r October 4, 2005
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