pitchin a tent

get a boner, hard on

i saw kelly in gym today and i was pitchin a tent

by Anonymous November 14, 2002

Morning Tent

When a male wakes up with a boner that pushed the blankets up,in the shape of a tent

I went in to ask if he wanted breakfast and he had a morning tent!

by Slick Nick12 December 16, 2008

pup tent

an erection in loose clothing

when i saw that chick naked i had a pup tent going

by wowowowowow August 16, 2003

Teentrum

A spastic reaction by a teenager, often kicked off when a parent says no. It may also occur when the teen is faced with unwanted challenges, such as cleaning a bedroom on a Saturday morning or doing homework. The most dramatic teentrums are often performed by girls.

What is wrong with her? Oh, nothing really. She is having a teentrum because I wouldn't give her $20 to go to the movies.

by Bransy Lush March 6, 2010

Tenterden

A small town filled with coffee and antique shops, which in turn lures in pensioners and hipster-y individuals. Generally quite pleasant but fairly boring for younger people, who typically venture out to Ashford/Maidstone etc. for fast food/shopping/education. People 11-16 who live here likely go to Homewood School, located in the town, and frequently complain about it.
One of few places in Kent where you can take a walk at 2am and come back home with no stab wounds.

Ashford person 1: You want to go to Tenterden?
Ashford person 2: Who the fuck visits Tenterden other than my aunt Maureen?
Ashford person 1: But they have good coffee shops....

by therealslimpotato November 18, 2018

crotch tent

Boner, Erect Penis, Hard On.

This stripper was so freakin hot I pitched a crotch tent.

by t0sh1r0 December 24, 2009

pink tent

when you stretch out the vag so much you can make a tent crawl inside and live in it

i pink tented that bitch tonightttt... it was like a total campsite

by shleb February 12, 2015