Target Syndrome

The phenomenon that occurs when a person walks into target knowing what to buy and leaves spending a lot more money and buying more things than expected.
I went to target to pick up a dish rack and some paper towels. I walked out with a dish rack, paper towels, sheets, comforter, barbecue grill, and a shredder. Looks like I have target syndrome.
by Niqsta June 26, 2010
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Definition Targeting

When someone targets one of your definitions and keeps giving you thumbs down everyday just to be a prick.
Dude someone is definition targeting one of my entries! Fuck! I went through all this trouble to get it approved by those fucking urbandictionary editors and now some asshole is giving me bad ratings.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 07, 2010
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Targeted Individual

A Person becomes a Targeted Individual when a criminal syndacate or ROGUE Police Agencies place the person on a National and Worldwide Watchlist. A Slander and Financial Fraud Campaign, meant to silence whistle blowers or perceived "enemies" detractors, truth tellers, and sometimes just normal everyday innocent people who's political, religious views don't match up to what their neighbors believe in. Aka "TI's" are attacked with various Mob Stalking, Cause Stalking, Vigilante Stalking which is enabled by fake Cell Phone Apps(Stalkerware) which are illegally used to monitor the victim. Attacks with Directed Energy Weapons, which were used in the U.S. Diplomats attacks in Cuba, China and Washington DC have now been proven. "HAVANA SYNDROME" is the terminology currently being used. As well as the U.N officially recognizing the term "Cyber Torture". The Senate recently passed a Bill providing financial and medical assistance to these Government Worker victims. In essence, Targeted Individuals are actually victims of DOMESTIC TERRORISM. Many TIs are victims of property theft, property damage, home break ins, and some end up committing suicide after decades of abuse. This happens to any Race, any Political Belief, any Religious beliefs are open to persecution. Criminals doing this use covert operations using highly advanced surveillance technology.
I became a Targeted Individual because my neighbor was jealous of my lifestyle .
by TIs. Targeted Individual June 28, 2021
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Target Style

when you paint a girls ass as a target, and you run into her and wherever you ram into her, is how accurate you are.
BOY:Okay babe, i wanna try target style

GIRL: Ill go get the paint....

LATER

GIRL: AHHHH WRONG HOLE!
by BMP820 September 23, 2011
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lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012
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target misdirect

Sex move used during a threesome. When two guys are double penetrating a whore, one of the guy pulls out and instead of jizzing on the whore, he jizzes on the other guy (added humor if you jizz on the other guy's face).
While double penetrating a whore, DJ pulled off the target misdirect on Aki for kicks.
by snakebiter October 09, 2009
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jerk target

The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.
My next jerk target is going to be Gillespie's house.
by ochurricane October 28, 2013
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