Birthday tattoo

Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.

Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

Virtual Tattoo

A person's online social networking legacy that is comprised of a number of sources that include past Facebook wall posts/ status updates and Twitter tweets. They create a 'virtual tattoo' that a person might regret when this online history is revived at some point in the future, such as a job interview.

Hey, those facebook wall posts and tweets about the party are going to be a virtual tattoo you're gonna regret.

by Barkus January 9, 2012

Upper Titty Tattoo (UTT)

Tattoo that is on the upper part of a women's tit, that is always on display. Designed to bring attention to a woman's boobs, usually on fat girls or ghetto bitches. First heard on the Adam Carolla Show on May 13, 2014

Look at that Upper Titty Tattoo (UTT) on that big girl over there.

by TurtlemanTim May 13, 2014

Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

by fraxinus March 10, 2016

Tattoo Whore

A person who is addicted to getting tattoos. These people are always in search the newest and coolest designs, or designing the next tattoo. If they see a great design they must go and get that one.

Bill got a great tattoo; it is a very unique design. Joe, the tattoo whore, saw this and got a tattoo just like that one. Joe has done this to all his friends and they angry that he is "taking" their tattoo's uniqueness from them. This is why he is a "Tattoo Whore."

by Dadams_on_the_prairie May 11, 2010

neck tattoo

An intensely regrettable decision that leaves an obvious and indelible record of the wearer's former abysmal judgment.

Knocking up that stripper was a bit of a neck tattoo, but then naming the baby "Donkey Kong" was full on stupid.

by Admiral Goosenipples February 16, 2015

Tatoo

A poorly done tattoo. Like its spelling which is slightly off, a tatoo is also slightly off.

The pronunciation of tatoo is TAT EWWW

Did you see Britney's tatoo, it's so lame.

by quackawakka January 5, 2010