Tactical Vom

To vomit at a particular part of the evening in order to aid the consumption of further alcohol. Often used as a pub-golf tactic to keep scores low.

"You going for a tactical vom?"
"Whey!!...There goes a tactical Vom"

by Tom & Joe May 29, 2008

Tactical Poop

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.

Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man

by lfweknrnwer May 08, 2010

tactic cheat

something in a game that is sort of cheating but not against the rules

tactic cheat examples: swiming to shore in GTA:San Andreas to buy weapons after the helicopter crashes, attaching bombs to NPCs in SWBF and watching them run to thier friends, hiding in a hole where the boss can't reach, etc.

by Spaz De Kat May 07, 2009

Tactical Wank

Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.

Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.

Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.

by wankhouse December 31, 2013

tactical wank

Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"

"Err, Not tonight love"

by Ian S July 18, 2005

Tactical Ping

When someone is lagging (mostly in fps games) so much, that it benefits them, it's normally seen when the person isn't moving, can't take damage, but can damage you and other players.

Person 1: This person isn't moving, and I can't hurt them, but they keep killing me!
Person 2: They Probably have Tactical Ping

by FeudalHarmonye September 17, 2023

Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.

Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine

by Jur1234 September 16, 2020