Tactical Poop

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.

Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man

by lfweknrnwer May 8, 2010

Tactical Vom

To vomit at a particular part of the evening in order to aid the consumption of further alcohol. Often used as a pub-golf tactic to keep scores low.

"You going for a tactical vom?"
"Whey!!...There goes a tactical Vom"

by Tom & Joe May 29, 2008

tactic cheat

something in a game that is sort of cheating but not against the rules

tactic cheat examples: swiming to shore in GTA:San Andreas to buy weapons after the helicopter crashes, attaching bombs to NPCs in SWBF and watching them run to thier friends, hiding in a hole where the boss can't reach, etc.

by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009

Tactical Wank

Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.

Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.

Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.

by wankhouse December 31, 2013

tactical wank

Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"

"Err, Not tonight love"

by Ian S August 7, 2005

Tactical barf

When you drank to much alcohol and decide to puke on purpose so you will feel better tomorrow.

Friend 1: Don’t you have to work tomorrow? You are way to drunk!
Friend 2: Nah, I will just do a tactical barf and i’ll be fine

by Jur1234 September 16, 2020

tactical teaspoon

a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet.

it can also stir tea

tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.

by patcat November 5, 2019