A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.
by MLIA reader95 April 21, 2010
Get the My Life Is Twilight mug.Also known as the 2009 MTV Movie Awards because the movie Twilight and the actors Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart won over half the awards. It was probably one of the most biased awards show ever.
Guy one: "Hey brah did you see the twilight awards?" Guy two: "No! I was busy shopping for shoes and listening to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers!"
by awesomedude29 June 10, 2009
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John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.
Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009
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Get the Twilight mug.Set feminism back one hundred years, Insulted literature, and made girls bat shit insane in one convenient little package
Feminism back 100 years: We worked hard for nothing!
Insulted literature: These books will be the death of me
Bat shit insane girls: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO MGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOMG I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES!
Insulted literature: These books will be the death of me
Bat shit insane girls: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO MGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOMG I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES!
by the_usber October 21, 2009
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Izzy: eww have you seen this guy named Robert Pattinson, he's so ugly!
*4 years later*
Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.
Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...
Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!
Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?
Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.
Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch
*4 years later*
Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.
Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...
Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!
Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?
Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.
Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch
by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009
Get the Twilight Bitch mug.(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)
by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010
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