TSIF

That Snail Is Fat

Person 1:Bro TSIF
Person 2: What’s TCIF
Person 1: That Snail Is Fat
Person 2: But that’s your sister

by Gayforfictionalfolk September 2, 2021

tilf

teacher I'd like to fuck.
like milf (:

Did you see Mr. Gebhart today? What a tilf!

by rachael b. (: April 24, 2009

TSIF

This shit is fireee.

I gave Bob an edible.
Bob: Woah TSIF!!

by Bootycheeks05 February 1, 2021

TSIF

The System is Fucked

It is used either in place or along with ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards). It is saying the American justice system is corrupt, or fucked.

Man 1: Bro, I'm dying. Call 911.
Man 2: Naw, bro. TSIF.

by allamericangirl August 26, 2020

Tsile

It's a girls name. Usually the girls who have this name are gifted with big boobs and a sweet disposition. Their favorite thing to do is lay in the sun with out a care in the world.

Oh there is Tsile laying in the sun... her boobs give her shade.

by WhentheAngelsCry May 9, 2010

TSIF

Thank Science It's Friday. Used commonly by those who do not believe in God or of higher beings. Rather than saying it is Friday because of God's ways, TSIF says it is because of the laws of nature, and how once every 7 full rotations of the Earth the manmade term "Friday" applies for slightly over 24 hours.

Sam: TGIF
Chris: Bro you know I don't believe in God I'm offended by that statement.
Sam: Oh shit I'm sorry, TSIF.

by CactusEvergreen November 3, 2017

TILF

A teacher i'd like to fuck

ah, did you see the new english teacher? Tilf mate tilf!

by Sean Johnson December 5, 2007