A person who transforms into a completely serious and un-fun mood when the time of travel has come (travel holocaust). They always appear to be in haste as they are always 10 to 15 feet in front of the family. they must arrive 2 hours to an airport gate and you may not leave your seat no matter how much you need to urinate or else "you might miss the flight"
James:Dude, whered the travel nazi run to?
Josh:He's like 50 feet ahead, scouting out the quickest path to the gate so we can arrive before the flight leaves tomorrow...
Josh:He's like 50 feet ahead, scouting out the quickest path to the gate so we can arrive before the flight leaves tomorrow...
by Swandation February 10, 2009
They are nothing but boxers made of moisture-wicking antibacterial synthetic fiber. One often wears them exclusively, while touching oneself softly as to induce goosebumps, in a hotel room with three other men.
by Naderrrrrr October 29, 2008
by EchoBravo December 14, 2016
The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.
by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006
An erection that occurs whilst travelling, Most usually when you are on the school bus, and most likely just before it is time to get off. Chicks dig it.
by Mofgan February 04, 2008
After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.
Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"
by Onkey Urwin June 30, 2011
The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.
bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.
by aperritano February 05, 2011