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Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018
mugGet the Tofu Scramblemug.

fried tofu

Refers to a person of asian descent who reverts back to dating asain guys after dating countless white guys.
Ugghhh David is such a fried tofu now, he was a total potato queen just last year. I guess, he was tired of dating trash white guys.
by Mark_Toronto August 5, 2019
mugGet the fried tofumug.

tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"
man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."
by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010
mugGet the tofu pursemug.

Social Tofu

A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.
Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.
by Cats Wheel May 21, 2013
mugGet the Social Tofumug.

tofu gang

Slang term used for gangs that originate in East Asia or that have east Asian members.

A member is called Tofu gangster.
Person 1: " You heard of the robbery and the shootout on Pico Blv last night?"

Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."
by Reila February 23, 2022
mugGet the tofu gangmug.

tofu dreg

Chinese slang for cheap, shoddy, unsafe, or otherwise inadequate construction. Tofu dreg projects are relatively common in China due to poor building materials, corrupt government inspectors, overly ambitious building schedules, and a lack of care from builders. Features of tofu dreg projects include leaking pipes in new buildings, to no water at all in fire suppression systems, sinkholes, partial to total collapse of buildings. In some cases, concrete and masonry can be destroyed with bare hands, steel rebar can be broken with a few taps on a hard surface.
Many buildings collapsed during the 2008 Sichuan Earthquake that wouldn't have otherwise, had they not been Tofu Dreg constrution.
by Ambassador of Cupid August 18, 2023
mugGet the tofu dregmug.

Sexual Tofu

A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.
Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.

Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
by bananatwist July 25, 2011
mugGet the Sexual Tofumug.

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