theological rectum

Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.

When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.

by the_narrator November 12, 2011

theological cock block

when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons

I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".

by chelzzz10 September 5, 2012

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by aabcshsdjekaeka October 22, 2020

Thol

Stickin shit in your ass.

Quit thollin queermo!

by b4h September 13, 2003

Theoliteracy

Education about God, Education On Theosciences, Theological education, Knowledge about God, Knowledge of God

You are invited to attend Seventh international conference on Theoliteracy in London next week.

by Pisabbathi August 28, 2006

th3hollow

a person who is very 1337. Even more so than hash and t3ch and duke :)

th3hollow is so tight

by Sam July 17, 2004

theolojism

1) Any words which come out of a theologians mouth in relation to god or any other imaginary thing.

2) The sexual fluid which is excreted from a theologian.

The priest answered his question with a load of theolojism.

by Tim n Dave March 6, 2007