Whaled

Getting raped by an overweight man or woman while drunk.

-Man, that fat asshole got me drunk and raped me in his house-
-Oh boy, you got Whaled-

by ArcticMVP YT May 14, 2018

Whales

Wheeling ugly girls, or having no wheels at all.

proper: yo johns got some nice wheels
noob: yo johns got some nice whales.

by cravox February 24, 2009

The Whale

When you’re having anal sex with a girl and as you cum you moan “I’m cumminggggggggg” like a whale call. Then you slap a raw fish on her back which she doesn’t know is going to happen.

Bradley: Dude Vicky was over last night and midway through having sex with her I surprised her by doing the whale.

Stephen: That’s great man, I’ll have to try that with Susie tonight.

by TheMilkMan1011 September 8, 2022

Whale

A single ready to mingle teen female who loves nugget people. Called whale by the bitch of the friend group because he is insecure about his penis size. She has a super hot friend and some other average ones. Whale laughs at everything that is said even if it is just a hello. She is super chill and people think she has a kid locked in her basement.

Dinky don't call her a whale.

by Ihatecraneandgates January 23, 2018

Whale

A fat ho who works at the strip club

And that's the tea sis

Oh I need me some whale tonight

by sastei05 April 3, 2019

whale on

To fuck a woman so hard that it doesn't become sex anymore. It is now the act of whaling on her, dominating her. It is emphasized best when it is pronounced "Hawaled on." Typically slampieces are whaled on the hardest and the most often.

"No, no, no. You don't even know what it means to whale on someone, Moss. Did you hear that Josephina from Sierra Madre got whaled on like Abu was her padre."

by Matt Abu May 31, 2006

Surrogate Whale

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.

Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale

by carboy109 May 10, 2013