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Epic Movie

A synonym for suckiness or shittiness (yes, the movie was that bad). Something that sucks or is retarded.
Dude, your last girlfriend was fine until she turned stalker, shit her pants in class, and went all Epic Movie.

Don't buy that car Duane, it has Epic Movie written all over it.

I'll never get into college. My SAT scores were Epic Movie.

Britney Spears had a career 'til she went all Epic Movie.
by Steve Holtonavich January 31, 2007
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Epic Movie

A TERRIBLE movie that would have been more aptly named: Epic Fail!
Joey: Did you see Epic Movie?
Nick: More like Epic FAIL!
by KiNG`Joey July 19, 2007
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movie queer

A closeted queer that enjoys naked men in mainstream movies (such as Walk Hard, Watchmen, Bruno, etc... ). This includes not only male viewers but also the males behind the making of such movies.
Average dude: What is up with all the male nudity in GUY movies?

Movie Queer: You are so insecure. It's just a naked man. It's art.
by howtruthhurts August 18, 2009
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Comfort Movie

a movie that a person likes to watch and fall asleep to and feel comfortable doing so because they've seen the movie countless times and they know it forward and backward.
"I might throw on a comfort movie and take a nap."

"The Lion King is definitely my comfort movie."
by Sn0wM1s3r June 21, 2012
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ASDF Movie

A series of videos made by TomSka.
lets go watch the "asdf movie"
by reeserici July 10, 2018
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popcorn movie

a summer action flick, not monumental, a good waste of time
by Mandy May 21, 2004
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The Emoji Movie

A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").

The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.

So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.

The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!

Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's concept seems rather... ridiculous. I'd rather watch a movie based on Siri.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017
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