Swede

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

by anonymous May 2, 2022

Swede

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022

Sweded

When you have Swed

I have Sweded

by SlumberyBox41 August 14, 2019

swede

an abolute idiot if someone is a swede they dont have any sense of humor and get not bitches.

"omg have you seen peter" "yeah hes such a swede"

by above average dane February 7, 2023

Kick a swede day

A day where you kick someone who is swedish.

Well they deserved it, after all it is kick a swede day...

by I_freakin_hate_chihuahuas October 14, 2019

swedeness

The amount of how much of a Swede you are.

"You can't make assumptions about your swedeness based on the nationality of your grandma"

by Some Swede September 12, 2018

swede

Synonym for "Superior" and "a person from Sweden".
These people are always better than you.

btw you're gay lmao

Hey! Have you seen that swede guy?
Yea I know... He's so superior. :/

StrafinBox owns me and all!

by StrafinBox April 14, 2018