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swear jar

A coin bank that one puts a coin into whenever he says something profane.
Oh, damn it! I have to put some more money in the swear jar.
by davarinofuntucson August 21, 2015
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completely different level of swearing

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.
"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip
by DARKJESTER April 6, 2005
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Projectile Swearing

When a person retorts a mass of consecutive swear words in response to an unfavourable action that may have been accidental or deliberate. This usually is due to pain, loss of valuables, regrettable remark during a social evening or a temperamental outburst from friends or affiliations.
Bob: Oh sorry, John I accidentally cut your finger off with my lawn mower again. I can't take you to the hospital now though, I have to get my lawn ready for the "Lawn of the Week Competition".
John: MY f*****g FINGER, IT f*****g HURTS SO MUCH!! F*****g s**t c**t a*****e, you m****r f******g b****h, etc. etc.
Bob: Oh no, you're projectile swearing again.
by Procrastinate January 11, 2009
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Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones
"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"
by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022
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Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Swear

Commonly used when agreeing or when pleased with something
Person 1: you are dumbugly
Person2:no I’m not
Person3:swear you are
by YUN Thomas March 13, 2018
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I swear to fuck

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.
Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*
by BobpieChompers June 26, 2018
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