Carpet Surfing

car·pet surf·ing

verb

ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/

:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:

These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs

Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"

Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"

by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014

Surfin

to be spaced out and unfocused. Not paying attention to the task at hand.

Joe was on his phone, surfin while we were trying to win the game. Hey man, quit surfin and get your ass over here and help!

by Mitazake July 22, 2010

car surfing

A way to commit suicide by driving a car on a very busy highway/freeway/interstate at a very high speed, setting the car into cruise control and then climbing out of the car through the window and standing on top of the car as if the driver were surfing until the car hits something.

"Some dude in Arizona went car surfing on the freeway and killed himself."

by IceWarm March 24, 2006

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

surfin' bird

a bird that everybody knows about

Don't you know about the bird?
Well everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!

surfin' bird

by Boborian December 9, 2008

Cooch Surfing

When you go to a town or city you aren't from without a place to stay with the intention of finding a random girl you can sleep with and stay at her place.

Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.

by Captain Snatch-a-roo May 7, 2010

Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

by Spartacusss February 18, 2009