falcon stump

when an amputee attempts a falcon punch

despite losing his arm in Iraq, Sgt Willy was still able to Falcon Stump his wife.

by Man behind the curtain April 6, 2010

shiny stump

An extreme defecation after a large quantity of Christmas food has been consumed.

Sam: Oh man Joe, I had about 20 lbs of sugar cookies last night.

Joe: Sounds like you're in for a serious shiny stump.

by Articulated Argument December 25, 2017

Patrick Stump

God

God (Patrick Stump): We’re going down down iNaNeArLiErRoUnD

by dunmuffin November 2, 2018

bumper stumper

bumper stumper is when a person releases a burp so loud it makes your mom queef spaghettios out of her asshole

I made my mom cry when I released that bumper stumper.

by RadNotRed February 15, 2022

Smoker's Stump

The scarred and mangled thumb of a pot smoker, caused by repeated burning from smoking out of a bowl along with scratches from a lighter's flint.

Ex. 1. Damn Ciotti has wicked smoker's stump.

Ex. 2. I was going to hire him until I noticed his smoker's stump

by P.Cip January 25, 2011

can't stump the trump

When someone attempts to take down Donald Trump by attacking him.
Only later do the attempted stumpers realize that TRUMP can not be stumped.

A. Did you see what happened when Hillary tried to stump Trump by calling him a sexist?

B. The bitch got stumped, doesn't she realize you CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP?

by CreedOKC September 13, 2016

patrick stump

The hottest, sexiest, cutest, and most lovable guy in Fall Out Boy. He sings the lead vocals for FOB, and also writes the music. Patrick has the HOTTEST sideburns I've ever seen, and is most often wearing a hat. Patrick is a great singer who has also done the back up vocals in a Gym Class Heroes song, Cupids Chokehold.

Patrick Stump Looks HUGGABLE!

by Winde, the great May 31, 2006