Bavarian Strudel

A man, while wearing Leiderhosen, ejaculates on a bundt cake and tosses it piece by piece into the awaiting mouth of his partner who is wearing a dirndl.

-The man also has the option of singing joyful German folk music while masturbating.

After dinner I gave Susie a Bavarian Strudel for dessert.

by lkhag August 10, 2012

austrian toaster strudel

When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.

An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"

by Bdubs13 April 24, 2014

Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening

Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel

by DJRoms December 3, 2020

strife

Something you hold into when you're young

Commonly associated with holding your gonads

Squirrel #1: When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".
But you ain't got drugs yet!
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... in strife...

by thisismyusernamek November 3, 2012

cloud strife

the main character of the coolest video game ever: final fantasy 7.

"Let's mosey!" "Dang!!! again! can't you say move out or something cool like that?!" "umm... Move out!" - cloud strife and cid highwind

by Blitza Quadra April 13, 2003

Cloud Strife

1) Former member of Soldier who became a mercenary, hired by Avalanche

2) Defeater of Sephiroth and Jehova

3) Capable of using very large swords, like the 'Buster Sword'

4) Has spikey yellow hair

5) Childhood friend of Tifa Lockheart

"But the planets dieing Cloud!" - Barret

by David Auger April 19, 2003

Blueberry Strudel

During intercourse you are choking your partner until she turns cyanotic (Blue), then you ejaculate all over her face.

Last night i filmed myself giving my girlfriend a Blueberry Strudel

by dcknasty May 24, 2009