Get off my jock strap

Get out of my face or drop it. Just leave me alone stop nagging me!!!

Person 23: i can not tell u enough but you really need to get off my stinkin couch and go get a job before i get back from school today or else.
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!

by Al nordin August 31, 2011

strapped

A slang term referring to be equipped with, particularly, firearms.

"Don't fuck with me. I'm strapped."

by Dave November 3, 2004

Strap Jacks

When a woman wears her purse over her shoulder so that the strap rests between her boobs. The increased amount of boobage is known as "Strap Jacks."

When Carol put on her purse, I noticed that she had a great set of strap jacks.

by JL3 September 6, 2005

strap-on

a harness with a dildo attached.

by baser June 4, 2003

jock strap respiration

The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.

Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.

Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.

Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."

Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.

by ASR June 1, 2006

strap it on

Put on a fake dick.

Strap It On Holiday 2011 With Saints Row(R): The Third(TM)

by Strapiton March 7, 2012

strap on

a device used by women to give pleasure to male or female partners.

by Anonymous September 17, 2003