stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.

1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."

by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010

Stillers

Chrome car rims that appear not to move, even while the car is in motion. The exact opposite of spinners.

Check out those sick stillers I mounted on my beamer! They be lookin tizight!

by Thurndurn November 10, 2013

Stifler Tickler

A tickling sensation you get on the tip or the middle of your penis when you masterbate or while having intercourse.

I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I got a stifler tickler!

by expert_penis123 October 4, 2010

Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

by ButterMN January 8, 2008

Stieler

A small wiener with many veins. It's impossible for a girl to choke on this, but possible for them to lose it.

"Man he was cute until he whipped out his Stieler."

by Robert Harris May 28, 2014

stibler

When your girlfriend breaks up with you and your mom tells you to commit suicide.

I was stiblered.

by GunShot34 September 8, 2016

Staplers

A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.

boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.

by tacogamer007 April 18, 2018