Bung Sniffer

A wise and lucky man who's wife or female friend allows him to place her on all fours and be behind her. Spread her asscheeks wide and gently apply his nose above her stink star and slowly inhale the aroma and scent of her gumhole while he jerks off enjoying her funky, anal scent, pumping his rock hard cock until he blows a large gummy load.

Hank: Hey Dirk! You Seem Mighty relaxed today.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008

sniffer row

Front row at a stripper bar.

We always goto the sniffer row at the bar, it's the best.

by hackaxle November 1, 2003

Working Stiff

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010

stiffed

cheated, didn't pay

I stiffed the taxi driver when I jumped out of his cab.

by Brother Bob May 14, 2005

Stiff upper lip.

Meaning you must keep your composure in all situations.
Be tough.

Hailey : I miss you daddy -cries-
Dad : "Stiff upper lip." baby, we'll get through this.

by Nannerpus February 15, 2009

Hair Sniffer

An individual who has a fetish for sniffing peoples hair. The habitual hair sniffer will often try to sneak a sniff or whiff any chance they have. The hair sniffer thinks he is being covert, but the victim is left disgusted and violated.

There is senile old man who was just at the white-house, he was seen groping children and sniffing their hair, we call him the hair sniffer

by HideYOURkids-BIDENisINtown November 21, 2020

Stiffy

A boner or erection

Man, Billy got a huge stiffy.

by MensWear June 15, 2018