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Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
by starwarsgeek133 September 5, 2010
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Rod Stewart

Rumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach.
Dude, my gay buddy Bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a Rod Stewart imitation at the gay party.
by pussysRus January 2, 2009
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jon stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"
by darkochick October 1, 2005
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bear stearned

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.
Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.
by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008
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Kristen Stewart

1) Plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies

2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills
When he asked me if I would go out with him, I pulled a Kristen Stewart and all I could say was "w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah!!"
by redconverse96 August 22, 2009
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Stewarts whore

An attention seeking whore from upstate New York that works at Stewarts Shops. They crave attention from married and taken men. Whether they themselves are married or not.
Who needs tinder, get yourself a Stewarts whore!?
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Martha Stewart that shit

When you try to stay in Jail in Monopoly to make money and win the game
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