steak blumpkin

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma

by Tyronefromcompton February 11, 2008

Steak in a Bowl

When a man takes a shit in a women's mouth and skull fucks the hell out of her.

Susie and Bob just did a steak in a bowl.

by QuickNick6 April 05, 2010

Win Steak

The misspelling of "Win Streak". It is used do describe something in which you are winning in multiple streaks. Win Steaks always go great with Awesome Sauce.

Man, i just got 30 scrolls to work on my equips in MapleStory. This is a huge win steak!

by KittyHero April 07, 2011

Steak Temple

Two large vaginal-lipped women scissoring which often creates a temple-like fixture.

Dude I was searching for lesbian porn and accidentally saw a steak temple that Indiana Jones couldn't escape.

by Admiral Poppin-fresh July 12, 2010

Fart Steak

Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.

I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.

by Kah-Kah Bum May 20, 2009

Steak Dinner

Euphemism for a Blow Job. Because getting a BJ is as good as getting steak dinner.

Mike: How'd your date go last night?
Chris: Pretty good. Got me a steak dinner at the end of the night.
Mike: Real Nice!

by Mordac, Lord of Unholy Fury August 09, 2006

rape steak

A frat boy’s penis

I went to Steve’s party and he asked if I was hungry for rape steak. I was pretty rankled

by ValkoraKalri February 07, 2018