Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.

1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.

by Michael VII June 4, 2018

stupid statistic whore

a stupid whore who does whatever her friends tell her to.

that hollie marsh is such a stupid statistic whore, her best friend told her sucking dick is good and she beleived him.

by giggity85 March 20, 2010

Stateist

An individual or group of persons, being insulting to those who live in another state. The term is only used in countries made up of states. In Australia generally speaking most stateist comments are made:

NSW stateist to VIC
VIC stateist to SA
QLD stateist to NSW
SA stateist to VIC
NT* stateist to VIC & NSW
WA stateist to QLD, NSW, ACT*, VIC
TAS stateist to NSW & VIC
QLD, NSW, ACT*, SA, VIC, WA & NT* stateist to TAS

* (NT & ACT are not states however when they offend it is territoryist considered the same).

"What the hell? Why does all of Wagga Wagga sell Carlton beer, watch gayFL (AFL) and eat potato cakes? Its NSW, they should drink Tooheys, watch NRL and eat potato scallops!"

"Your stateist! People in Wagga Wagga are very Victorian!"

by dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk March 27, 2010

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010

Statist

A term created by Ayn Rand. ( one of the only things she did unbiasedly and honestly.) A person who worships or shows unnatural devotion to the state, be it a country or city or literally a state (indirectly or directly it does not matter, consciously or subconsciously both are possible.) An example would be someone who speaks as though the law defines right and wrong, simply "because". To elaborate- believing the law defines right or wrong because it was made by the state is an example. For whatever reason, there are many people like this guilty of these tendencies. Consciously and subconsciously people can act and be statist or show beliefs in statism. Another example could be someone who would follow a order from a state official (meaning government official -and/or someone who works for the state) blindly just "because". For whatever reason, if it's a blind reason like because the state is right or the state is like God "you must obey". If you were to say, do something a cop commanded in fear for your life, that is not statist, but if u were to blindly listen and follow, that is statist.

Guy 1: stealing is always wrong! The law says so!
Guy 2: you sound like a statist. Your devotion is the same as those that would run into a building with bombs on them because they believed some government or religious power or entity told them to.

by WordsofTruth217 December 29, 2014

statustumped

The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.

Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.

by motor( . )( . )boat December 15, 2008

Statistication

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.

After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.

by soul glow March 21, 2009