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Ec-Statler

Pun coined by Dempsey from 90 Day Before the 90 Days S6E8 in reference to her partner, Statler, who said she was ecstatic to be there with her. Describes feeling ecstatic while simultaneously needing to poop.

On Pillow Talk” spin-off, David defined the pun as “when you can hardly control your emotions, but you still have to shit”.
I just got off the plane to meet my partner for the first time and I’m feeling ec-Statler.
by demib0y July 26, 2023
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Stapleford

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.
He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.
by Raven14 February 11, 2010
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Side Staller

A side staller is by definition:

side·staller ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sid*stllr)
adjective / noun / verb

A side staller is a person that enters a public bathroom and enters the stall directly next to another individual. Side stallers are usually the lowest class, filthy people in a corporate environment. Habitual side stallers are frequently targets of bathroom beatings and practical jokes.

Also can be used as a verb, as in "I got sidestalled."
"No, a sidestaller?" adjective.
"I hate that side staller, I'm going to give him a beating when he is not looking."
by Jake Cassidy May 23, 2006
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ghetto staple

When you have no staples so you find a paper that is already stapled and you take off that staple and staple it by hand to your new paper.
Fuck i dont have staples... Looks like i have to ghetto staple this. Where is my other paper that is stapled?
by FastHandz September 4, 2009
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Staplecide

Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.
I swear this stapler commits staplecide every third staple!
by Gomiboy June 28, 2009
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staple manoeuvre

A form of relationship in which the female is being penetrated by two men who are also friends.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.
Guy 1: hey i heard she was into you

Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken

Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?

Guy 2: Great Idea!

*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*
by Bobby Uttsex June 8, 2014
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bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.
I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!
by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020
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