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class stache

a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.

in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.

even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
by rickdaniel February 8, 2009
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raper stache

A mustache stereotypical to rapists. Typically something unattractive and creepy looking. Also see molestache.
Dude, stop growing out your raper stache.
by christhafris October 20, 2009
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Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.
Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
by T-WOO April 21, 2010
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Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.
Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.
by holymolyhorsie March 15, 2011
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brian stanleyd

To be completely intoxicated (drunk) from the intake of a large quantity of alcohol.
I was brian stanleyd last night
by G.c June 8, 2014
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sterling stanley

Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.
sterling Stanley is Really fucking weird. Loves booty hole. Has a horse dick and likes to fuck donkey kong on the side. Always has a girlfriend, but they like it up the ass. sterling doesn't like that so they leave him. he has unicorn posters all over his room and even has on above his bed on the ceiling to masterbate too. and likes to eat out the ass and poon tang. But overall a good person.
by EGGFCKINGROLE May 26, 2017
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Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
by Bookbagman December 5, 2017
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