butt stallion

1) The character from Borderlands 2, a pony made completely out of diamond by Handsome Jack, the game's Antagonist.

2) A man who has lots of anal sex with other men, the male version of "pussy-hound"

1) My favorite character from Borderlands is Butt Stallion.

2) He has had a lot of sex with other guys, that butt stallion.

by Mr_met November 2, 2015

Uncle Staley

To crash a house party, then upon entrance sticking your dick in the nearest hole.

Hey Rahul, I'm looking for Uncle Staley, where the pasta at boy?

by Tim Marazda October 30, 2019

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017

Stallinium

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
,

Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*

by pudo433 July 25, 2016

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

by Movianne February 20, 2019

Two Stall Rule

Also known as the two urinal rule. In a mens' bathroom with a row of urinals, whenever someone is using a urinal, the next man to come in and use a urinal will go at least 2 stalls down (ie, you are at stall zero, the one beside you is stall one, the next one is stall two). Whenever someone violates the two stall rule, the person who is violated feels uncomfortable, even if it is the violator's best friend.

Sinks count as stalls as well.

Man, he just violated the two stall rule by pissing next to me!

by Teh Burr0 October 27, 2004

Sally Port

The space between the two automatic doors into a jail pod. The place where prisoners wait to be escorted to various parts of the jail. Usually smells like stale food and sweat.

I spent almost an hour in the sally port waiting to be escorted to release.

by Tragicbeautiful77 January 26, 2011