squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

Squange

When a female continuasly sucks on your testicles even though you just nuted.

God damn man, I had this one bitch over my crib, she gave me the best brain and to top it all off she gave me the squange of a lifetime, jawn had made my whole body feelin like an angel touched my insides.

by Big swingin July 12, 2015

Squidge

The sound that you make you make when you step on something squishy.

I love hearing that squidgey noise!

by Nintendorkwad July 23, 2015

sqwinge

That feeling you get in the back of your jaw and cheeks when you eat something sour.

That sour candy made my mouth sqwinge.

by Justthetip520 August 14, 2018

Squangella

A woman who secretly had a child with her uncle. Except it isn't so secret they both have the Same big ass ears. Also claims to live in a country side farmhouse while living in a tiny ass apartment in the city. Takes pictures next to her neighbor's truck and pretends it's hers. Hets cheated on frequently.

Damn dude does squangella really think that no one notices that kid looks like her uncle?

Damn dude Jer Jer bear cheated on squangella again.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall February 3, 2019

Squiner

A long, wet, squeaky sounding emission of gas from the anus.

Did you just let out a squiner? You may need to change your pants.

by RedPuppy February 20, 2019

Squirge

A massive virgin with no hope of losing their virginity

Top Lev: "I dropped out of uni"
The boys: "You really are a massive squirge aren't you?"

by TopLev0121 August 26, 2020