shurfing

A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)

"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."

by brian ware September 22, 2007

smurfle

to stick one's head in a large mammal's vagina (e.g. elephant, rhinoceros, or hippopotamus)

Cory sued Eric for smurfling his pet elephant, Stampy.

by The Smurfler August 1, 2004

Snurffle

To smother with love

Dude, that little kid is so cute. I just want to snurffle him.

by snurffler123 October 21, 2010

vote smurfing

Getting around a website's "one person one vote" logic by voting from multiple computers.

See ballot stuffing and meth smurfing.

The only way you could have gotten so many thumbs up on your urbandictionary entry was from vote smurfing.

by Brand X May 11, 2010

Smurffed

Originated in the small town of Norton, MA. This is a popularly used term when referencing a high. Is used as a way to express ones mind-state after alcohol or marijuana intake.

Wow i am "smurffed" right now!

I'm about to get "smurffed" in a bit.

by Collegekidd December 28, 2010

smurf style

A style of sexual relations involving group sex on magic mushrooms.

We got on the shrooms last night and she told me she wanted it smurf style.

by push it real good August 9, 2010

Scurfball

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.

"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!

by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011