A Spraying Mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl's mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you jizz. *On a sidenote, make sure she doesn't bite the head off your dick afterward, females have been known to do that*
by Ya dumb fuck May 15, 2010
by sprA mud July 20, 2003
Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!
by Herb-A-Lerb November 15, 2009
Me and buddies just drank a 24 pack. Ever been to a spray park?
Person A: How was your vacation?
Person B: Have you ever been to a spray park? it was awesome!
Pickup line:
You look dirty. Ever been in a golden spray park?
Person A: How was your vacation?
Person B: Have you ever been to a spray park? it was awesome!
Pickup line:
You look dirty. Ever been in a golden spray park?
by Not.my.real.name June 06, 2010
The act of overpowering someone's lame statement by spraying them with sure. Often accompanied with miming gestures of spraying and arisol can.
by JGR III April 16, 2009
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection June 10, 2011
by ShawnDiesel October 17, 2009