spafrican

a person who is a mixture of spanish and african

Yo you see that damn spafrican chilling with Jamarcus and them.

by Nigga Joness December 25, 2006

spomf

Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.

EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good

by captainDave January 12, 2008

spoach

when inhaling the vapors of combusting cannabis flowers through various methods (i.e., pipe, joint, bong, etc.) and the levels of intoxication are so high that the person who is currently smoking, they forget that they are smoking and forget to pass or even smoke.

dude, stop spoaching and pass the blunt!

-or-

this mooch has to leave, i think ill deliberately spoach until they get the hint and bugger off.

by wayne allspice May 11, 2004

Spoof

Also used in Scotland as a slang term for semen, or to ejaculate semen.

1. I got some spoof on her skirt.

2. Did you spoof?

by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

spoof

an object used to smoke with in order to reduce the odor. it is most commonly made of a paper towel roll tube stuffed with dryer sheets, and after taking hits, the smoke is blown into it.

"dude, we can smoke in my dorm room if we use a spoof."

by chris820 May 24, 2003

spoatie

Yet another slang term for sperm.

She and I spent the weekend up at the cabin scroggin like crazed rabbits! I splattered so much spoatie from the rafters to the deck that a CSI would think it was a crime scene!

by Misty Dawn August 7, 2008

Spafage

(See Spafe) a way of saying thanks and safe or spafe you after being helped in a needy situation

Person a: yo blad set me one of them mandem cookies, im bare hungry
Person b: sure
Person a: Spafage, i love you!

by >MaReK< May 1, 2007