Fat Matt Plumpkin

A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.

“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”

by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023

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Plumpkin

Occurs when a man is nailing a chick in the ass, and then after feeling something saucy on his pecker, looks down to find a pumpkin shaped pile of shit, bubbled over her asshole. His penis represents the stem.

Randy was nailing lisa in the ass, and to his dismay, she developed a gigantic plumpkin.

by cuntpunter69 February 17, 2008

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Slumpkin

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"

other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"

first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick

by fagelerino April 30, 2009

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Stumpkin

1. Similar to the conventional Blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet

2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.

1. Now that we're in the Redwood forest, it's the perfect time for a Stumpkin Jazzmun! I gotta go bad!

2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it

by JeffMagnumStainMyMontaintop August 17, 2010

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