Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.

I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009

sloppy minhas

The act of taking a sloppy wet liquidy brown taco bel style shit.

Don't go in there for a bit; I just took a sloppy minhas

by LividJet January 28, 2015

sloppy toppy

Great wet sloppy oral sex

Amanda, whats good with some sloppy toppy?

by Groovy Lou212 January 23, 2011

Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Sloppy Vampire

To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.

"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"

by Ethan F October 17, 2007

sloppy crush

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.

foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"

by some-random-guy December 4, 2014

Sloppy Hot Tub

The prolapsed, gaping, cum soaked asshole of a chubby woman who has had several anal partners. Usually that of an evangelical Christian or devout Baptist that has been recently gang-banged in the butt.

I'd wear a rubber and a second bag on your balls before you go near that ass, it's a Sloppy Hot Tub homie!

by GhostFaceKillah1969 June 13, 2018