Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Slompy

Small pony or small horse, kinda dorky, having a nerdy apperence.

My wife looks slompy.

by Burnt Trees December 31, 2010

splomg

a derivative of "omg". pronounced "splo-ma-guh". usually used sarcastically.

"splomg! What an awesome hamster!"

by MasterOfSchnap March 14, 2010

sploopus

the combination of sperm, blood ,poop and puss

sitting around trying to gross each other out ,i came up with sploop,then added us for sploopus,sperm ,blood ,poop and puss,i won .

by stretchymon December 14, 2017

shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018

Shlomp

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

by Pyroethical July 23, 2018

Splopp

1. Word used to summon Baphomet
2. Used to call someone a goat

1. Person 1: Splopp *Baphomet appears*
2. Person 2: Haha what a splopp

by ʙᴏʀᴋ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ January 27, 2019