Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.
After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.
by Aeryck November 6, 2004
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"What was that?"
"I think it's called a Spartan Smile. Y'know, since they can't see each other's faces, they've got a symbol for it instead."
"I think it's called a Spartan Smile. Y'know, since they can't see each other's faces, they've got a symbol for it instead."
by idontknowidontcare December 14, 2013
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During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...
by Mace Windows September 12, 2008
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Get the sparta mug.A statement that, when said, causes you to win a quarrel regardless of how irrational your reasoning is.
Me: "Ok, all bad people start out as babies, right? If our society adopted the idea of regularly eating babies, then there would be no bad people!"
Sarah: "Your fucking insa..(i interrupt)"
Me: "This is Sparta!"
Sarah: "Damn it..."
Sarah: "Your fucking insa..(i interrupt)"
Me: "This is Sparta!"
Sarah: "Damn it..."
by Dylan B. June 15, 2007
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Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...
by Sapphoenetic February 23, 2009
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by mamadids October 16, 2013
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