Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.

I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!

by Hangman Angman January 29, 2012

Spelunk kumquats

1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.

2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.

1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."

2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."

2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."

by Starbucks Lena April 13, 2010

Dictionary Spelunking

When someone randomly flips/clicks through a dictionary ou of boredom, and what you are currently doing.

You: Man I'm bored....
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!

by Dr. Crowley April 27, 2009

Ass Spelunker

Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.

"You ass spelunker! I'll kill you!

by The Masticator April 12, 2006

Turd Spelunker

Derogatory term for those who participate in butt sex.

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.

by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012

Sphincter Spelunker

The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.

John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."

by k3r0s1n3 July 31, 2009