SpeeDemon

King among men.
Gnet Abuser.

I love SpeeDemon.
Where is SpeeDemon?
Wow, SpeeDemon sure owns me.

by Speed>Ayeso March 31, 2003

Cock Spleedle

A dick that has been split into Multiple Pieces

Dude i heard Jaimze had a Cock Spleedle

by shrimpjuice July 16, 2011

Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.

The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.

by klopek007 April 6, 2010

Speedlight

Horny geeks dig chicks. No matter who they are. This would be a prime example of this "Geek-Chick-Less" situation. I'm glad she's found a way to pimp those fugly kids.

"omfg shes a gurl n liek totaly kool"

by Bite me. December 1, 2003

speegle

a term used to define an absolute ricer.

often used in online forums and chat rooms.

"i hope that speegle has 2 nawz bottles, it'll need it"

BRO's

by rye guye February 21, 2008

speedlee

Speedlee is a word that is used when one can't spell, or when one just wants to say it to confuse people. It's usually used to replace the word "spelling".

Hey Haley!
What, Aaron?
I CAN'T SPEEDLEE *encloses server in giant ball of bedrock*

by HaleyLovesPie April 28, 2016

speedvette

An extreamly fast car that looks like a Corvette but has extra NOS and a big mutha fuckin engine!

That speedvette sure wooped my ass on the strip.

by fletch7 August 27, 2003