Spag

A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.

Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.

“Did you hear what she said to me?”

“Yeah, dude, she’s such a spag.”

by spagotry December 21, 2020

fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille

FAKE SPAG IS HOME

by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019

Spag

Spag is a shortening of spaghetti or spaghet and can be used as a name for someone who is a spaguette, or spaghetti baguette. Spaghetti baguette people's personality is essentially just carbs, a bit all over the place and bready.

"spaggy is feeling a little frisky"
"you're such a spag!"

by spaggy birb March 20, 2020

Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

Spag

“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.

I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.

Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.

by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022

Spag Bag

A boy who is oddly thicc even though he isn't a girl.

The girl exclaimed, "Dang! Look at that Spag Bag over there! He has such a nice ass!"

by Gpcart May 27, 2018

Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023