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Spag

Jim ate her ass like some Spag.
by Qaztec May 14, 2018
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Spag

“Spag”, SpAg, or “spaggot” is a technical term referring to a Special Agent of the FBI, especially those who qualified for their position through Special Education or participation in the Special Olympics. Multiple agents are knows as spags and their activities as spaggotry. The adjective “spaggy” describes anything stereotypical of a spaggot.
I used to think Jon was cool until he got that spaggy haircut.

Susan has always been a Catholic but now she’s harassing Muslims and engaging in other forms of spaggotry.
by Big Poppa Never Softenin August 21, 2022
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Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.
GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
Poor guy has spag disease
by Mrbigga April 27, 2023
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Spag Bag

A boy who is oddly thicc even though he isn't a girl.
The girl exclaimed, "Dang! Look at that Spag Bag over there! He has such a nice ass!"
by Gpcart May 27, 2018
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spag

a spag is a complete and utter idiotic, useless person.
I forgot it again.”

“I’m startin to think you’re a fuckin spag!”
by scrotumsoldier October 5, 2023
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Spagging

(verb - present participle / gerund)
Definition: The act of currently experiencing or causing spontaneous rapid lagging. Often used in the middle of gameplay or conversation when things suddenly freeze or go haywire. Related words include spagged, spagger, and spagg.
Hold on, I’m spagging like crazy. Can’t control where I move, can’t shoot, I’m frozen.
by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025
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Spag

Your really spag man.
by Emmanaimma July 2, 2021
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