Spaffing

Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.

Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.

by kittykat1984 September 3, 2011

spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007

spaff dribble

Pre cum , prem ejact, cum, woops it's early

She was that fit i "spaff dribbled" my pants...

by treggsy January 14, 2008

Spaffing

To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.

"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"

by Victoria Ryan October 24, 2008

Spaferpillar

n., Penis

"Woody pees on Phil's spaferpillar.'

by norm the awesome October 4, 2008

Spafoon

A word used by retards to describe a spork

Bruh, they gave us sporks at lunch.
Sporks? you mean a spafoon?
Bruh, you eat crab with the crust on?

by Ice Poseidon August 31, 2018

Spafoofa

A man who has killed at least 4 people, (with at least three of them being men,) with a spoon. A man who has killed at least 4 people with a spoon, but has not killed at least 3 men with a spoon, is called a spafaafa. An elite spafoofa is a man who has killed 4 furries with a spoon.

That spafoofa was caught three months ago in the Disney World Burger King restaurant, with a plastic spoon.

by A better person than a person January 13, 2019