snowboreding

When you're stuck inside because there's too much snow outside to go anywhere.

The city hasn't plowed the streets yet, so I'm snowboreding.

by dollar bill yallz January 5, 2008

snowboarder

Someone who is unconcerned with most things apart from snowboarding. Including moaning about skiers, if there were no skiers there would be no ski patrol, you would bash your head because you messed up on a jump that you had no idea how to do because you learnt snowboard tricks from SSX tricky on the playsation 2, and you would die on the mountain because no-body would get you down. If people didnt ski, then ski resorts would lose 80% of their income, and shut down. Most snowboarders who are actively involved in the sport or live in a resort have best friends who are skiers. Bad snowboarders are just as annoying on the hill as bad skiers. People who sit in the park and take an hour to build up the courage to hit a jump are far better than people who ride through the park, hit nothing, and then bitch about those people who are sat down. Calling a skier a bitch or a c*nt doesnt make you a cool snowboarder, it makes you a prick. Wearing ridiculous clothing and using words like 'steez' 'shred the gnar' and 'badass mother fucker' doesnt make you a snowboarder, it makes you sound like a retared ex-ganster. Snowboarding is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be unconcerned with politics and social crap, including belittling other people. You snowboard because it gives you a rush, because you like the peace and quiet of the hill, and because its fun, it has nothing to do with status. Yeah there are annoying things like skiers going slowly infront of you, get over it, and get good enough to go where they cant. Bitch less ride more.
Peace.
Written by a snowboarder.

Snowboarder -A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding.

by CaraH March 26, 2007

cum snowball

two girls alternating spiting jizz into each others mouth

Last nite i was with these two hoe and they made a cum snowball

by poppin tha colla April 25, 2006

Snowbirding

A military term used when describing someone who is required to be at a certain training assignment but cannot actually begin for an extended period of time. Therefore they have to just chill in the area (like a snowbird) until they can finally conduct their assigned training. Sometimes they are given menial tasks or details, especially when snowbirding for several weeks or even months.

My training here at Sill was pushed back three months, so I'll be snowbirding until then.

by ClubG August 27, 2008

snowbacle

When drivers react to a snow event in ways that prove Darwin wrong, including but not limited to abandoning cars all over the roads in travel lanes, creating a slow-motion, slippery slalom for other drivers, stopping at the foot of a slushy hill to make it almost impossible for themselves or the cars behind to climb, accelerating to nowhere but sideways into other cars, and rigorously stomping on the brakes just late enough to lock them for the same sad sideways effect. Sadly, it seems most likely to happen in the greater DC area.

January 26, 2011 was a snowbacle in DC with a remarkable number of drivers making a laudable effort to remove themselves from the gene pool, but sadly trapping many others on area roads for hours and hours.

by Age&Treachery January 27, 2011

snowbas

The day of rest provided to us by the great snow gods in their benevolent war upon work and school schedules.

I can't bowl today its snowbas.

by The Sullier February 22, 2011

snowball liberalism

A political ideology that is characterized by the "snowballing" of political support from one person to another, with no end in sight.

In the case of the United States, it is now being used to rapidly increase policies of social justice, gun control, environmental issues, and anything else the left deems worthy without the approval of the people.

The term "snowballing" means increasing rapidly in size, intensity, or importance just like a snowball down the hill.

It can also mean the growing acceptance of a view or idea, often without the original proponent realizing it.

Snowball liberalism is characterized by the rushing of policies that will either be beneficial or detrimental to the American people.

by The Ferocious Whomper December 19, 2022