snarky

When a person has an attitude and says something rude to you in an unpleasant manner

That lady was a snarky hag

by raindrop44 April 28, 2019

Snard

A smelly nard

Stu left a Snard in the toilet

by Nardsurvivor May 1, 2022

Snarditis

The illness/disease of having highly smelly and toxic nards. Typically diagnosed by a doctor- this condition is chronic and life long.

“Stuart got diagnosed with snarditis yesterday, how sad!”

by snarditis May 3, 2022

snardy

sneaky or otherwise nasty meaning to a reply or comment.

Thats a nice top your wearing ,(snardy) pitty about the smell off it though.

by Buttons O tool September 11, 2008

snardle

A soon to be common form of the words fuck, shit and damn. Also can be used to substitute the phrase "oh crap".

Mainly used to stop children from learning actual curse words and getting kicked out of daycare for repeating them in front of their daycare provider.

Boss:Rachel did you fax that thing I sent you?

Rachel: Oh snardle!!!

by Queen Rachel the 3rd April 22, 2008

snarky

The act of being sarcastic, bitchy, dissrespectful, irritable, or short-tempered

Colleen is one snarky bitch

by Seamus D. September 16, 2007

Snarktax

1. A mélange of "snarky" and "syntax" (n): the study of the rules for the formation of rudely sarcastic or disrespectful (snide) grammatical sentences in the English language; often depends largely on the poetic measure, or arrangement, of words in the phrase, or the combining of words to make new obnoxious ones.

2. An unassuming remark or observation that ends on a note facetious, or whose true, deliberate bad taste takes a moment to register or appear as it is "masked" by couth or wit.

Usage:
-"Have you been on Gawker.com today?"
-"Oooh, no not yet! Why?"
-"There's a story on that celebutante vomiting at a Sotheby's sale yesterday."
-"Ha! What's the snarktax?"
-"The title is simply: 'Vanderbilt Vauction.'"

Example of Snarktax:
-"That's the best thing I've ever heard...today." (with little to no emphasis on "today")

by smyles101 May 20, 2008