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Snarty

A snow darty (snow day party). If you’re lucky enough to get blessed with a snow day you BETTER not waste it on studying.
“Yes dude we got a snow day!”
“Omg I cant wait to snarty! I heard sae, fiji, and phi psi are throwing down
Fuck yeah I love snarty szn”
by vanny19 February 20, 2019
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snarkalepsy

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.
Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"
by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010
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snarge

The residue smeared on an airplane after a bird/plane collision. The snarge is generally all that is left of the bird. Every day numerous samples are taken off of airplanes and sent in for DNA testing to help map out what kinds of birds are colliding with airplanes. Both the FFA and military have a vested interest in these results.
The DNA test on the snarge showed it was a pigeon.
by frick42 September 30, 2005
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Snarkfeud

A friendship masquerading as long-term mutual hatred by way of snark.
Becky: let me reiterate: i hate you, Dan.
Dan: You don't hate me. You "hate" me. Don't be afraid to admit it.
Becky: Okay, fine, lol.
Dan: This is the second longest snarkfeud in my life.
by Granite State February 23, 2011
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Snarter

A word used in Canada to define the exploits of gentlemen who snif the bicycle seats of ladies in the Summer.
This word was first used by a Canadian Officer during the Second World War. He was stationed at Bawdsey Manor in Suffok with my father, who was bemused when he used the word.
Old Bill would spend his Summer days snarting ladies warm bycicle seats on the streets of Toronto, making him a Snarter.
by Paolo22 May 13, 2018
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Snarky Remarky

N. Slang A snide, sarcastic unwarranted remark with a disrespectful tone and a ton of attitude.
So she was waiting for her client and I said where is she coming from? She screamed a snarky remarky at me so I am done with her!
by Amiyj June 27, 2022
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Snarey

When an object sounds like a snare drum, it’s very very snarey

No it’s not a made up adjective for percussionist, we use this term very often as many of our drums are very out of tune
“The wind chimes sound very snarey” - something the section leader would poorly say tsk tsk tsk
by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 17, 2022
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