smadge

Combination of sadge and madge, displaying both a sad and mad general attitude without feeling the need to further act on these emotions.

Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."

Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"

by cysleon August 6, 2021

Sludge toss

When you shit and cum in your hand and throw it at a females face and/or other body parts (ass, tits, cock, vagina)

Guy one: “Yo did you hear that David sludge tossed your girl?”

Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”

by Analtickler36 August 31, 2022

Smulge

A small bulge protruding from the penile region of a man's pants.

Wow, that is definitely the smallest bulge I've seen in a while. That's obviously a smulge.

by Hugo500 December 22, 2008

Scudge

A combination of the terms scum and sludge. Also a good name to call someone who is irritating you.

Stay away from my girlfriend you scudge!

by Flounder6969 September 14, 2017

shudge

When you are trying to correct your swearing, and you switch to Fudge mid-swear.

Gwen messed up her line, "oh Shudge"

by mal_tony0 August 7, 2020

sludge knuckles

Shit residue, when you wipe but it's too slippery and you slide your knuckles in your dirty butt crack leaving a smear upon the the knuckle.

"Bro I just tried to wipe my ass, now I got sludge knuckles."

by BrickkBoyy June 24, 2017

smudgybrute

the deep, dark, wet farts that stain your underwear after eating a man-which

after a night of drinking brewhouse and eating man-whiches, Jay laughed so hard a smudgybrute escaped him.
the following day he explained in detail what a brute that smudge was to get out

by sgt.cameltoe January 20, 2011