Smiley Dan 

A handjob.

Bob: Dude, Jennifer offered me a smiley dan last night!
Rick: Did you accept the offer?
Bob: Of course i did, it was the best smiley dan ever!

Smiley Dan by typhwon August 31, 2011

smiley-stong 

a n00b who hax on the ever popular "smokeybob.ca" ... also is a fond hater of everyones favorite scoutzknivez!

omfg rofl your such a smiley-stong n00b!

smiley-stong by n00bie2 June 25, 2003

Smiley Cookies 

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

Smiley Cookies by lolicakes April 22, 2011

smiley veggies 

weed, pot, or marijuana

hey can you hook me up with some smiley veggies

smiley veggies by omgijustwanttopostsomthing October 17, 2011

smiley cat emoji

the best cat emoji and one of the best emojis of all

can be used in every occasion

"how are you?"
"fine *smiley cat emoji*"

"i hate you *smiley cat emoji*"

"meow meow *smiley cat emoji*"

smiley cat emoji by fanibus fred December 20, 2022

Smiley Jacker 

One who observes the usage of cool smileys by their friends, and finds it necessary to duplicate said smiley in many different situations(however unfitting or inappropriate the smiley may be in that instance).

Craig: Hey Diana, whats going on!? I'm soo happy today! xD
Diana: Not much, Not much just about to go to work. Good for you pal.

Two Days Later:

Diana: Hey Cindy XD I think I might have an alcohol problem, help me?
Cindy: Omg Diana, that's one of Craig's signature smiley faces! Jesus stop being such a "Smiley Jacker"

Smiley Jacker by spme November 23, 2009

smiley face 

n. 1 gruesome cut in which starts from the lips creating an elongated smile with knife. 2 demanding someone to place there open mouth on the curb and procedding to stop on the back of their head. 3. Ecstasy MDMA

1 & 2...After I got done with that nigga he looked like i told him a joke... SMILEY FACE

smiley face by Manny G. October 1, 2005