Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.

"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

by Tristan March 20, 2005

Smarticals

A: In reference to having multiple smarts in your head, as related to the brain cell.

B: A collection of smarts in the cranium.

C: One being of sound mind.

See also: Smartical, Smarts, Brain,

Note: Often used in sarcasm.

"If you hit your head on that wall again you're going to lose more of your smarticals!"

"I do have smarticals! I ace all of my classes!"

by Torphius March 7, 2009

smarticiousness

N. The amount of smarts one has, brain power, smarts, being smart, I think you get it

I'm gonna get on a game show and show of my smarticiousness.

by Sean January 28, 2004

Smartie Snorter Syndrome

Also called the "Triple S" Smartie Snorter Syndrome are side affects exspirenced after snorting a whole smartie. Side Effects include mainly: Dizziness and a itchy nose.

"dude I just snorted a whole pack of smarties. Im gonna be on the Triple S soon"

"Yea man im gonna have Smartie Snorter Syndrome"

by ZAGonZIG January 7, 2013

Smartie Challenge

To consume 2000 calories (80 rolls) worth in Smarties alone in a short span.

First bro - That frat boy puked trying to accomplish the Smartie Challenge.

Second bro - What a bitch, he only got through 47 packs. He still had 33 left.

by Booz January 10, 2013

smartless

The opposite of smart.

That boy has limited intelligence. He is smartless. To not be smart.

by Mypalval February 25, 2017

Smartless

Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?

Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.

Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!

by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021