spooge

n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate

n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'

by vowelmeister November 25, 2003

accidental gay splooge

An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.

Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.

Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.

by stuffedpepper March 22, 2009

slooter

The ultimate form of a slut. Beware of slooters. They will do anything to get some D.

That bitch Cassidy Baker is a fucking slooter she got fingered at a party in front of everyone then a video of it ended up on Facebook the next day.

by Daddddddy October 4, 2010

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

soogen

Slang word used to describe a Toboggan hat

Hey grab a soogen to cover your ears , it's cold outside.

by Ward Armstrong January 25, 2007

snooger

This is the combination of snots from a runny nose and boogers also found in the nose usually not as runny as snots,

Honey, let me get you a tissue, you have snoogers.

by bush baby's girl February 20, 2009

spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.

Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.

by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005