splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

Slooded

Slooded is the same as the word "Baked" ususally related to being high off Marijuana.

Tre : Dude im hella baked.
Nibreezy : Me too dawg' im straight slooded.
Tre : Hell yeah.

by Nibreezy July 14, 2010

Slenderbone

a fictional story about how the critically acclaimed slender man goes around raping college girls. My girlfriend just said that he was totally not raping them, just taking their virginity. Now she is trying to defend slenderbone. Totally weird and with some smutty lesbian sex scenes in it too.

Yea, it was weird..

"Did you read Slenderbone yet?"
"Totally, not worth it"

by arogs December 22, 2012

slodden

someone or something that is gross, disgusting, and slimy

I stepped in shit and now there's slodden all over my shoe.

"Matt is just standing around creeping on those girls"

"Ya he's such a slodden"

by Young Lou November 20, 2013

Slenderboi

When you're looking for Slenderman, but you're about to shit your pants in fear, so you try to lighten the mood by calling him this name (which he finds quite insulting) and saying it in a high pitched and funny voice. When attempting to find Slenderman, it is yet to be proven if this will increase your chances of success in finding him, but it will make your twitch viewers piss themselves with laughter if you say it with enough pathetic fear in your tone.

Slenderboiiiiiii! I know you're around here somewhereeee! i'll promise not to cry too much when I find you if you come out and show yourself! SLENDERBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

by Slenderboi December 23, 2017

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Tit Slander

The reduction of a woman's identity based solely on the size of her breasts.

"Jane has great knockers."

"Woah, man. That's just tit slander."

by Hectortheradio August 5, 2018