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A person who walks and performs routine activities as stupidly slow speed, who likes to laugh out loud at the most ridiculous, unfunny things due to their insecurities and to try and fit in. Usually found to be overweight and with huge hair that weighs the specimen down.
Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?
Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!
Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.
Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...
Example 2:
Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.
Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.
Guy: Your an idiot.
Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!
Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.
Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...
Example 2:
Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.
Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.
Guy: Your an idiot.
by rsummers April 24, 2010
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by The Titan of Phones August 27, 2016
Get the slammin sammy mug.slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.
as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
by nothinc March 17, 2019
Get the slomopopo mug.The act of recieving obscene amouts of money from a close relative for your first capitalist venture, and still trying to pass yourself off as a self-made man.
First popularised by donald J Trump--an idiot--in the now infamous phrase "a Small Loan Of A Million Dollars"
First popularised by donald J Trump--an idiot--in the now infamous phrase "a Small Loan Of A Million Dollars"
example 1:
Donald Trump sloamd his way into the upper echelons of New York society.
example 2:
"So, Mr. Burkowitz, do you think Mr. Trump is a self-made man?"
Mr. Burkowitz: "Well, Mr. Schmidt, I remain undecided on the matter, seeing that he "recieved a small loan of a million dollars from his father". It may thus be fair to say that he sloamed his way up, just like Mr. Musk over there"
Donald Trump sloamd his way into the upper echelons of New York society.
example 2:
"So, Mr. Burkowitz, do you think Mr. Trump is a self-made man?"
Mr. Burkowitz: "Well, Mr. Schmidt, I remain undecided on the matter, seeing that he "recieved a small loan of a million dollars from his father". It may thus be fair to say that he sloamed his way up, just like Mr. Musk over there"
by knight in filthy, filthy armor April 6, 2019
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